How-to-Do Girls Bikini Calculus: Constant Rule
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Overview

How-to-Do Girls tackle that notorious freshman weeder class. Playboy model, Jaime Lynn, and MIT Nuclear Engineering Graduate, Paige, use more than the black board to teach that perenial hardcore college subject, calculus. Paige & Jaime Lynn as your math teaching assistant give a whole new meaning to TA.

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Paige, Jaime Lynn, Bikini Calculus, math, college, university, boobs, humor, funny, sexy, education, viral

Full Script

(Paige) Lets start with something really easy.

(Jaime Lynn) Like most guys.

(Paige) The Constant Rule is even easier than that.

(Jaime Lynn) Wow, that is easy.

(Paige) The derivative of a constant is zero.

[show graphic] If c is a constant:

d/dx ( c ) = 0 .

(Paige) C is a constant. The derivative of a constant is 0. No matter what you do it just lays there, zero rate of change.

(Jaime Lynn) Isn't that always the case with the easy ones.

(Paige) Yah. The reason nothing happens is there is no x. The difference of 3 per difference of x is zero. You have to have X to have a difference per x.

(Jaime Lynn) That sort of like TV. Try to turn up the intelligence on the TV [flash Bay Watch]. There just isn't a button for that. No matter what you do it stays the same, zero change.

(Paige) Exactly. Numerals like 3 or 7

(Jaime Lynn) [interrupt] or 69

(Paige) [keep talking] are constants but variables can also act like constants.

(Jaime Lynn) Variables are constant? You better explain that for the guys that were paying attention to the wrong things.

(Paige) If you are differentiating on x then all the variables that aren't x don't change, they're constant. For example:

3y^2 then d/dx if the function is 0.

See, no X.

(Jaime Lynn) What about integrals, they're sums so how does the rule apply?

(Paige) Yes, you can get sum without having x, but it is sort of boring. Integral 1 dx = x. Integral b dx = bx.

We need to look at the power rule to understand why, so lets do that.

(Jaime Lynn) OK, lets